In anticipation of our new Online Store (opening soon), here's an example of what won't be available from us or our illustrious partner, Poor Yorick --
Yes, the slogan reads: "My kingdom for a (wintergreen) mint!" Perhaps Richard III might have been able to prove himself a lover (see Act 1, Scene 1, line 28), if only he'd felt more secure about his breath.
Then again, perhaps not.
These particular mints, manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, were purchased at a famous Shakespeare-centered theater complex on the left coast. They might be the perfect thing after imbibing either Falstaff Lager or PlumpJack Cabernet, Chardonnay, or Merlot.